Zombie Battlemasters in Ironforge World of Warcraft

WARNING: This will lose you friends and alienate others. I share this for the sheer hilarity and douchebag factor. Execute with caution!

After days of being decursed while only a few seconds from turning … more info

WARNING: This will lose you friends and alienate others. I share this for the sheer hilarity and douchebag factor. Execute with caution!

After days of being decursed while only a few seconds from turning into a zombie and also finding it difficult to zombie it up in capital cities without getting killed by guards, I decided to vent my rage on the Ironforge battlemasters. Being that there are so many NPCs so close together and often many players AFK around them, I decided that would be the best place to start my zombie army via the explosion ability.

I did this in the early hours of the morning and do not suggest making this a habit. Many people get angry/confused when they walk into an empty battlemaster room, while others may ruin your very time consuming fun (10 minutes for you to incubate your own plague if no one cleanses you first, then another 10 minutes for the NPCs to turn) by repeatedly spamming decurse on the NPCs until the infection is gone. I once had a paladin spend seven minutes cleansing every single NPC in the room. And upon my third attempt, I later came back to find almost all of the infected battlemasters cleansed by a fellow guildmate who wanted to do arena.

To recreate this scenario in your own free time I suggest hiding behind the platform in the back of the room while you're incubating then when you have ten seconds left, run up to the battlemaster table, stand in the middle then IMMEDIATELY hit the explode button. You will get rofled by the battlemasters in only a few hits, but still manage to explode and infect not only the BMs, but also the surrounding NPCs on the sides. Extra points if it's the weekend and you can get the BG representatives too.

BBBBRAAAAINS!!   less info

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• Added October 24, 2008