Ever wondered what the unfortunate Second Afterlife of an avatar who wasted its First Second Life® looks like? Wonder no more, for I see many curious things inworld, and this "leaked footage", which made it to me by risking the (second, third, fourth, etc.) lives of many, is a cautionary tale... WARNING US TO MAKE THE BEST OF OUR TIME ON THIS FLAT GRID!

For your consideration, I present (a part of) the tragic saga of one soul deeply afflicted with camping chair rage, leeched upon by bear-zipper parasites and reminiscing about his youth: a time before teleports (apparently, when airplanes had wings) where he chased a stewardess he couldn't have. And here in the land o' damnation, he finds himself teased, taunted by the charms of gorgeous Ducky, who he just can't quite reach because of his stubborn insistence to remain seated and earn a few more "Linden dollah". (Little does he know how long it takes for a "minute" to pass in hell! The cruelest joke, my friends, is eternally on him.)

Ever wondered what the unfortunate Second Afterlife of an avatar who wasted its First Second Life® looks like? Wonder no more, for I see many curious things inworld, and this "leaked footage", which made it to me by risking the (second, third, fourth, etc.) lives of many, is a cautionary tale... WARNING US TO MAKE THE BEST OF OUR TIME ON THIS FLAT GRID!

For your consideration, I present (a part of) the tragic saga of one soul deeply afflicted with camping chair rage, leeched upon by bear-zipper parasites and reminiscing about his youth: a time before teleports (apparently, when airplanes had wings) where he chased a stewardess he couldn't have. And here in the land o' damnation, he finds himself teased, taunted by the charms of gorgeous Ducky, who he just can't quite reach because of his stubborn insistence to remain seated and earn a few more "Linden dollah". (Little does he know how long it takes for a "minute" to pass in hell! The cruelest joke, my friends, is eternally on him.)