The joys of xbox live ... NOT Halo

VIDEO GAMES ARE NOT FUN !



Here are some tips on how you should actually play… (more)

VIDEO GAMES ARE NOT FUN !



Here are some tips on how you should actually play video games:

-Express your extreme frustration and anger by yelling at the other players (whether they can hear you or not).

-Use profanities, obscenities, and insults frequently. Use swear combos or even invent your own new cuss words.

-Hit and kick shit. Make sure it is in close proximity to you so you don't have to get up from your gaming seat.

-DO NOT QUIT playing games no matter how enraged you become. Don't even take a short break.

-Don't hesitate to turn your gaming equipment into collateral damage.

-Never admit that you are out of line.

-Never admit that someone is "pwning" you or that your gaming skills are comparable to that of a "noob".

-Have parents or roomates who don't give a shit about you or your ridiculous behavior.

Follow these tips and you'll be a normal, modern-day gamer! (less)