After a lot of deep reflection and consideration, Heavy B and I decided to share our feelings on what makes for the worst videogame weapons.
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also the guns in crysis rock
the crossbow is amazing, in HL2 your enemys have no good lr weapons so a sniper rifle would be too much of an advantage
Crysis has a great weapon system, and good weapons, like the Gaussgun and the Minigun. What should be on that list is the Alien Moac from Crysis. It's a hacked together weapon you get right in the middle of an impending firefight that shoots out ice, looks like an enormous blue glowing earwig, and has infinite ammo. You think its cool at first, but then you realize you can't see where the projectiles are going, it is very weak, and the recharge time is way to long. You find yourself hiding from enemy fire waiting for the few seconds to pass for it to be usable again.
The crossbow isn't a bad weapon, the pistol from HL2 should be there because of how underpowered it is. It takes about 8 shots typically to kill a Combine soldier, and about 20 in multiplayer.
The crossbow isn't the worst sniper weapon, either. The ASP Rifle in FEAR holds fires 3 bullets at a time and has a scope. It is supposed to be a sniper rifle, but if the enemies are anything more than somewhat far away, the bullets whiz by at about 5 ft in each direction, making a lovely whistle. The best sniper award also goes to FEAR, with the Type-7 Particle weapon. A head or chest shot will result in the enemies' skeleton collapsing on the ground.
Go back to playing Halo? Halo SUCKS!! :)
"S" and "Z" blocks hahaha lol =)
100% correct... Halo 3 is shit.
ARE YOU RETARDED? the Klobb was the shit in goldeneye.
Wait hold on did he .... INSULT HALO BLASPHEMY TURN TO THE RECLAIMER AND ASK HIM FOR THE PWER to pwn this noob
Learn to lead a target. It's nothing more than compensating for wind with a real gun.
The crossbow isn't bad. The travel time just means you don't get instakill sniper shots. You can only hit stationary targets, unless you're skillful and can predict the path of the target.
(like me and most other decent hl2dm players)
what video editing programm are u using pls tell me
fuck you omeganexus, halo have always been great 1-3
I find the HL2 SMG much worse than the crossbow.
The crossbow is actualy pretty cool, but with the smg you can't even aim.
It will spread it's shots way too wide.
Crossbow = Awsome in running/shooting
But i aggre on most all other ones
i cant understand why so many ppl hate Halo....
Yeah its Xbox ofc... just cause you cant see how much better the Xbox are if you set it next to a Ps3 does not mean you have to hate it.
Btw the SMG aint a bad weapon its clumsy and hard to use but awsome if you can use it right...
This vid is crap!
The crossbow was meant to get rid of te bots and add another level of skill to sniping.
OmegaNexus, if you're not going to post anything nice, don't post at all.
I agree with most of these, but I've never played Crysis.
Just another dumb shit that tries to make himself sound smart by using that "Hey guys! IM HIGH!" tone, also Halo 2 and 3 suck dick, halo 1 was DECENT, and you snipe with the magnum in half life 2, the crossbow is only good for getting kills off enemies far away that aren't looking.
lol the klobb was pretty bad, and that level 1 whip thingy was funny
I only disagree with the Crossbow.
He obviously doesn't know how to use it. I've got more kills with that thing than the Pulse Rifle.
Theres alot of hate on these comments!!
plus Halo doesn't suck
Halo 3 is shit, the Crysis guns are great, but everything else I suppose was right.
I disagree, but Halo 3 is shit. I think I'll go back to playing Portal.
Lol, Miniteen is clearly going through their period.
fuck you halo 3 is awesome u dipshit
I'm just getting a laugh at all your comments about this guy's views of the worst weapons. I can tell that if you left a negitive comment, your either a lonely nerd with lots of time on his hand or your a person that can't take a joke. I like the video, and have to agree that the crossbow was not really needed in Half Life too but it was also a fun weapon to avoid getting your butt totally owned!
Wow ! What a bold list. I't's all over the place, he goes from crysis to 8 bit nes days. If your doing worst wepons of all games, the list should be 20.
I thought he was right about the cross bow. It's was cool when you hit the guy but it would have been better if you had a sniper rifle. That would have been kick ass with the rag dolls in half life 2.
This was a fail but keep trying.
I love the site!
bad vid, dont like the thought becuase i like weapons in Crysis becuse they are
1, Not overpowered
2. easy to reginize when you pick it up
3. change the Scope and such in a EASY way.
what i hate is that everytime i wanna lie down i press the "c" and go to Weapon option :p
Jeez, some people getting so damn serious. Get a CLUE! It's a joke. By flaming this video all you proove is being a nerd :P
Awesome video, keep it up :)
I can think of worse guns.
damn you S and Z blocks you made me lose a game too many times and heres your comeupance
You obviously have no frigging idea what you're talking about...
And Halo sucks.
ROFL
thats funny!
this is all a lie
fail
Crossbow owns, if you have any aiming ability.
Worst Choice Ever.
Lulz great list, great ending.
Terrible list, anyone who is remotely skilled knows how to lead the target with the crossbow. Also the guns in Crysis are awesome, you don't like hand held nukes, railguns, or miniguns? Not to mention how you even announced the numbers in the same fashion as ScrewAttack, terrible rip-off.
halo ftw
this is a joke get over it.
you cant put a weapon you dont know how to use on a list like this, the crossbow can be extremely deadly if used properly, its called aiming ahead of your target, once you've mastered aiming it, its always a oneshot
skor459, I agree with you, I think he was playing the game to make them look bad on purpose. But the S and Z blocks are pretty infuriating.
And geez, everyone. It's a JOKE. OF COURSE THEY AREN'T WEAPONS. He was joking.
Whats rong with Halo? Ive never heard someone not like that game.
The S and Z blocks are great, I have no clue what you're talking about. All of those screens had good moves, if the block was just rotated once. Maybe the person playing just sucks, but you CAN rotate blocks in Tetris.
lol s and z
Halo ftw :o
The Sniper can kill you easily also, thats why they made it so you actually need to aim ahead and predict before you shoot so people can't just kill everyone with almost no skill
pretty noobish review
im gunna some all i want to say up s n z blocks arent weapons crossbow rules and not used for sniping and crysis guns are decent
A. The "s" and "z" blocks are only useless to idiots who fail tertris anyway and just look for an excuse in blaming the blocks.
B. The whip was just used to show that warriors aren't "born" with swords, they need to acquire them.
C. The all gun in Crysis was still a decent weapon, just because it wasn't perfect doesn't mean it the fourth worst weapon in gaming history. You just felt a sense of let down is all.
And finally, D. Half Life 2 was designed to make sure that you couldn't sit back, kill everything from a distance and run safely to the checkpoint, trust me, that is the only way I play FPS games.
The Klobb did suck though. And the S and Z blocks don't even count as weapons
Well whoever made those choices doesnt know wth they are talking about. HL2 crossbow is awesome check these out.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7kqsBaZ2NFs&a...
In Multiplayer the crossbow is not supposed to be used as a sniper gun, this is how you use it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YFzJNF14H1E&a...
And "all the guns" in Crysis, you only showed one gun. Modding the weapon in real-time does effect gameplay, you probably don't know that you can hit X to change firing modes to accommodate the silencer and assault scope.
Looks like noob-ish complaints to me, lack of skill doesn't mean the guns suck, what sucks is the person who doesn't know how to use them effectively.
This video is an EPIC FAIL!!!
I didn't mind the Klobb in Goldeneye. I do hate S and Z blocks though which always comes when their the least useful.
since when r tetris blocks weapons O.o
"all the weaps in crysis" well you only showed 2 of them. the ice gun is pretty badass as well as the Gauss Sniper.
lol :D
lol s & z r weapons? xD
Ugh...yea those S and Z blocks always get me.
The Klobb from GoldenEye was f'in sick imo. The rest is true though.
Lol the Klobb. I agree with you there.
Love it ^_^ The crossbow is fun to play with in GMod, but I can see why it would be a pain in HL2. :)
True, the crossbow can be annoying at times. Especially when you're trying to hit a moving opponent. But I feel that that gives you a sense of accomplishment when you manage to think forward well enough to hit one of them.
When you talk, your talking sound, does only appear at the right ear. And all the other sounds in this movie or others makes it full.
And no, my headset is not crap - Razer Barracuda HC-1 with Razer Barracuda AC-1 Audio Card is NOT crap ( actually the sound card has the prize as World Best Gaming Audio Card )
Yeee HALO sux ! btw, the crossbow RULZZ !!
Damn, I hate those S and Z blocks in Tetris, especially in the depicted situations from the video.
The only one I don't agree with is tetris at number one,since you'd have to be very stupid to die with no z blocks,that's the variant that makes the game challenging,otherwise there's basically no way to die,since the rest are full segments of blocks that you inevitably pile up,as for the rest,bang on :P
The s and z blocks are for men, not boys.
Only the SMG and Gauss Rifle were any good in Crysis. Game is nearly over by the time you get the cool guns anyway...
i agree with all of them that the heps suck speciali tetris ^^
I do not agree, and do not play Halo :P
Anyway, nice vid!
That was the best video I could find on YouTube.
lol @ crysis.
Because its true. Felling trees and shit is nice, but gameplay? Meh.
Personally, when I see people say "this gun sucks" or "this gun rules", I find it to be due to their personal experience, not the actuality of the gun's usefulness.
Your video was nice, but I suggest more research, because I've heard of worse weapons.
A few, for example (in my experience at least):
Submachine Gun (Halo Series)
Goldeen (Super Smash Bros. Series)
Fists (Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion)
Luger.Colt (Call of Duty 2)
Then again, this is just my experience, I'm sure people have kicked ass with some of these.
theineffablebob:
That video is from a noob. Low gravity crossbow = ezmode. Seriously, if YOU made that video, look for me in HL2DMpro and I'll show you crossbow.
The crossbow is seriously awesome if you know how to use it.
Case in point:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9fndcAB8MiE
Back when I played HL2:DM, the crossbow was my favorite weapon.
I agree with all except the Crossbow gun aswell... beacause i love to pin people up on the walls with it... :D Physics guns are awesome!. :D
I played Tetris today, and constantly screwed up from the "S" and "Z" blocks. Then I turned it off. It was frustrating.
pretty good.
I agree with all except the crysis weapons and the crossbown. The crossbown it's a good weapon and it wasn't made to use them like a pistol. It was been made for those who are opportunistic to kill.
Well the crysis weapons it's because i like them all so...exists people that disagree with me.
Well it was a good video indeed so keep up the good work.
yes! neexit the video only has right ear sound it gets so annoying for that to happen.
One who masters z blocks master Tetris.
I liked it, BUT the sound when he talked was only
on the rigth side... Since i'm wearing headphones it freaked me out
Had too much of a Screw Attack countdown feel to it. Especially at the breaks.