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The Worst Videogame Weapons Misc Gaming

After a lot of deep reflection and consideration, Heavy B and I decided to share our feelings on what makes for the worst videogame weapons.

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  • waffel_copter Level 2 4 months ago

    also the guns in crysis rock

  • waffel_copter Level 2 4 months ago

    the crossbow is amazing, in HL2 your enemys have no good lr weapons so a sniper rifle would be too much of an advantage

  • newegg Level 1 5 months ago

    Crysis has a great weapon system, and good weapons, like the Gaussgun and the Minigun. What should be on that list is the Alien Moac from Crysis. It's a hacked together weapon you get right in the middle of an impending firefight that shoots out ice, looks like an enormous blue glowing earwig, and has infinite ammo. You think its cool at first, but then you realize you can't see where the projectiles are going, it is very weak, and the recharge time is way to long. You find yourself hiding from enemy fire waiting for the few seconds to pass for it to be usable again.

    The crossbow isn't a bad weapon, the pistol from HL2 should be there because of how underpowered it is. It takes about 8 shots typically to kill a Combine soldier, and about 20 in multiplayer.

    The crossbow isn't the worst sniper weapon, either. The ASP Rifle in FEAR holds fires 3 bullets at a time and has a scope. It is supposed to be a sniper rifle, but if the enemies are anything more than somewhat far away, the bullets whiz by at about 5 ft in each direction, making a lovely whistle. The best sniper award also goes to FEAR, with the Type-7 Particle weapon. A head or chest shot will result in the enemies' skeleton collapsing on the ground.

  • SPRTN Level 12 5 months ago

    Go back to playing Halo? Halo SUCKS!! :)

  • Jago Level 3 5 months ago

    "S" and "Z" blocks hahaha lol =)

  • Aartan Level 1 6 months ago

    100% correct... Halo 3 is shit.

  • grimchronic Level 5 6 months ago

    ARE YOU RETARDED? the Klobb was the shit in goldeneye.

  • Robby25 Level 4 7 months ago

    Wait hold on did he .... INSULT HALO BLASPHEMY TURN TO THE RECLAIMER AND ASK HIM FOR THE PWER to pwn this noob

  • TomatoSoup Level 12 8 months ago

    Learn to lead a target. It's nothing more than compensating for wind with a real gun.

  • GMaster111 Level 4 8 months ago

    The crossbow isn't bad. The travel time just means you don't get instakill sniper shots. You can only hit stationary targets, unless you're skillful and can predict the path of the target.

    (like me and most other decent hl2dm players)

  • Lenny Level 5 8 months ago

    what video editing programm are u using pls tell me

  • miniteen Level 5 9 months ago

    fuck you omeganexus, halo have always been great 1-3

  • Kissaki Level 8 9 months ago

    I find the HL2 SMG much worse than the crossbow.
    The crossbow is actualy pretty cool, but with the smg you can't even aim.
    It will spread it's shots way too wide.

  • world11 Level 3 9 months ago

    Crossbow = Awsome in running/shooting

    But i aggre on most all other ones

  • carl2505 Level 7 9 months ago

    i cant understand why so many ppl hate Halo....

    Yeah its Xbox ofc... just cause you cant see how much better the Xbox are if you set it next to a Ps3 does not mean you have to hate it.

    Btw the SMG aint a bad weapon its clumsy and hard to use but awsome if you can use it right...

  • s1cKo Level 1 9 months ago

    This vid is crap!

  • ynomis Level 12 9 months ago

    The crossbow was meant to get rid of te bots and add another level of skill to sniping.

  • Atriax Level 3 9 months ago

    OmegaNexus, if you're not going to post anything nice, don't post at all.
    I agree with most of these, but I've never played Crysis.

  • OmegaNexus Level 1 9 months ago

    Just another dumb shit that tries to make himself sound smart by using that "Hey guys! IM HIGH!" tone, also Halo 2 and 3 suck dick, halo 1 was DECENT, and you snipe with the magnum in half life 2, the crossbow is only good for getting kills off enemies far away that aren't looking.

  • Griffrules22 Level 4 9 months ago

    lol the klobb was pretty bad, and that level 1 whip thingy was funny

  • CustomCharacter Level 1 9 months ago

    I only disagree with the Crossbow.

    He obviously doesn't know how to use it. I've got more kills with that thing than the Pulse Rifle.

  • Dahaxor103 Level 7 9 months ago

    Theres alot of hate on these comments!!

    plus Halo doesn't suck

  • NakedSnake89 Level 3 9 months ago

    Halo 3 is shit, the Crysis guns are great, but everything else I suppose was right.

  • netpsycho Level 7 9 months ago

    I disagree, but Halo 3 is shit. I think I'll go back to playing Portal.

  • gigaZ3R0 Level 1 10 months ago

    Lol, Miniteen is clearly going through their period.

  • miniteen Level 5 10 months ago

    fuck you halo 3 is awesome u dipshit

  • danethefurry Level 3 10 months ago

    I'm just getting a laugh at all your comments about this guy's views of the worst weapons. I can tell that if you left a negitive comment, your either a lonely nerd with lots of time on his hand or your a person that can't take a joke. I like the video, and have to agree that the crossbow was not really needed in Half Life too but it was also a fun weapon to avoid getting your butt totally owned!

  • matt780 Level 1 10 months ago

    Wow ! What a bold list. I't's all over the place, he goes from crysis to 8 bit nes days. If your doing worst wepons of all games, the list should be 20.

    I thought he was right about the cross bow. It's was cool when you hit the guy but it would have been better if you had a sniper rifle. That would have been kick ass with the rag dolls in half life 2.

    This was a fail but keep trying.
    I love the site!

  • Cleave Level 3 10 months ago

    bad vid, dont like the thought becuase i like weapons in Crysis becuse they are
    1, Not overpowered
    2. easy to reginize when you pick it up
    3. change the Scope and such in a EASY way.
    what i hate is that everytime i wanna lie down i press the "c" and go to Weapon option :p

  • Ranaro Level 5 10 months ago

    Jeez, some people getting so damn serious. Get a CLUE! It's a joke. By flaming this video all you proove is being a nerd :P

    Awesome video, keep it up :)

  • nexus101 Level 9 10 months ago

    I can think of worse guns.

  • andy25100 Level 14 10 months ago

    damn you S and Z blocks you made me lose a game too many times and heres your comeupance

  • Zack Level 3 10 months ago

    You obviously have no frigging idea what you're talking about...

    And Halo sucks.

  • crazyloon Level 4 10 months ago

    ROFL
    thats funny!

  • aurimedio Level 1 10 months ago

    this is all a lie

  • JK241 Level 1 10 months ago

    fail

  • foxof Level 3 10 months ago

    Crossbow owns, if you have any aiming ability.

    Worst Choice Ever.

  • MrAffinity Level 8 11 months ago

    Lulz great list, great ending.

  • stephengotlost Level 1 11 months ago

    Terrible list, anyone who is remotely skilled knows how to lead the target with the crossbow. Also the guns in Crysis are awesome, you don't like hand held nukes, railguns, or miniguns? Not to mention how you even announced the numbers in the same fashion as ScrewAttack, terrible rip-off.

  • VPunisher Level 1 11 months ago

    halo ftw

  • tommyjay Level 3 12 months ago

    this is a joke get over it.

  • OmegaGrunt Level 12 12 months ago

    you cant put a weapon you dont know how to use on a list like this, the crossbow can be extremely deadly if used properly, its called aiming ahead of your target, once you've mastered aiming it, its always a oneshot

  • Alphabet Level 1 June 30, 2008

    skor459, I agree with you, I think he was playing the game to make them look bad on purpose. But the S and Z blocks are pretty infuriating.

    And geez, everyone. It's a JOKE. OF COURSE THEY AREN'T WEAPONS. He was joking.

  • Sedrick12 Level 9 June 28, 2008

    Whats rong with Halo? Ive never heard someone not like that game.

  • skor459 Level 1 June 03, 2008

    The S and Z blocks are great, I have no clue what you're talking about. All of those screens had good moves, if the block was just rotated once. Maybe the person playing just sucks, but you CAN rotate blocks in Tetris.

  • Voidhunter Level 3 June 03, 2008

    lol s and z

  • greentdftw Level 1 May 20, 2008

    Halo ftw :o

  • keyblock Level 6 May 06, 2008

    The Sniper can kill you easily also, thats why they made it so you actually need to aim ahead and predict before you shoot so people can't just kill everyone with almost no skill

  • hellrazier666 Level 7 May 03, 2008

    pretty noobish review
    im gunna some all i want to say up s n z blocks arent weapons crossbow rules and not used for sniping and crysis guns are decent

  • tomster603 Level 1 April 06, 2008

    A. The "s" and "z" blocks are only useless to idiots who fail tertris anyway and just look for an excuse in blaming the blocks.

    B. The whip was just used to show that warriors aren't "born" with swords, they need to acquire them.

    C. The all gun in Crysis was still a decent weapon, just because it wasn't perfect doesn't mean it the fourth worst weapon in gaming history. You just felt a sense of let down is all.

    And finally, D. Half Life 2 was designed to make sure that you couldn't sit back, kill everything from a distance and run safely to the checkpoint, trust me, that is the only way I play FPS games.

    The Klobb did suck though. And the S and Z blocks don't even count as weapons

  • smashingpunk Level 1 April 04, 2008

    Well whoever made those choices doesnt know wth they are talking about. HL2 crossbow is awesome check these out.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=7kqsBaZ2NFs&a...

    In Multiplayer the crossbow is not supposed to be used as a sniper gun, this is how you use it.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=YFzJNF14H1E&a...

    And "all the guns" in Crysis, you only showed one gun. Modding the weapon in real-time does effect gameplay, you probably don't know that you can hit X to change firing modes to accommodate the silencer and assault scope.
    Looks like noob-ish complaints to me, lack of skill doesn't mean the guns suck, what sucks is the person who doesn't know how to use them effectively.

  • h3llgn0m3 Level 6 April 02, 2008

    This video is an EPIC FAIL!!!

  • Balgosa Level 7 March 25, 2008

    I didn't mind the Klobb in Goldeneye. I do hate S and Z blocks though which always comes when their the least useful.

  • kosmos1993 Level 6 March 25, 2008

    since when r tetris blocks weapons O.o

  • kevlarorc Level 1 March 24, 2008

    "all the weaps in crysis" well you only showed 2 of them. the ice gun is pretty badass as well as the Gauss Sniper.

  • The_Real_Joni Level 1 March 19, 2008

    lol :D

  • Denfrizer Level 6 March 15, 2008

    lol s & z r weapons? xD

  • FuggyFresh Level 14 March 14, 2008

    Ugh...yea those S and Z blocks always get me.

  • Kirky Level 6 March 14, 2008

    The Klobb from GoldenEye was f'in sick imo. The rest is true though.

  • Navsh Level 13 March 12, 2008

    Lol the Klobb. I agree with you there.

  • Alphabet Level 1 March 11, 2008

    Love it ^_^ The crossbow is fun to play with in GMod, but I can see why it would be a pain in HL2. :)

  • t_leet Level 6 March 11, 2008

    True, the crossbow can be annoying at times. Especially when you're trying to hit a moving opponent. But I feel that that gives you a sense of accomplishment when you manage to think forward well enough to hit one of them.

  • kiriz Level 4 March 11, 2008

    When you talk, your talking sound, does only appear at the right ear. And all the other sounds in this movie or others makes it full.
    And no, my headset is not crap - Razer Barracuda HC-1 with Razer Barracuda AC-1 Audio Card is NOT crap ( actually the sound card has the prize as World Best Gaming Audio Card )

  • Shif7er Level 7 March 11, 2008

    Yeee HALO sux ! btw, the crossbow RULZZ !!

  • unrealmp3 Level 1 March 11, 2008

    Damn, I hate those S and Z blocks in Tetris, especially in the depicted situations from the video.

  • MovieMak3rz Level 16 March 10, 2008

    The only one I don't agree with is tetris at number one,since you'd have to be very stupid to die with no z blocks,that's the variant that makes the game challenging,otherwise there's basically no way to die,since the rest are full segments of blocks that you inevitably pile up,as for the rest,bang on :P

  • blurppi Level 5 March 10, 2008

    The s and z blocks are for men, not boys.

  • coedman Level 11 March 10, 2008

    Only the SMG and Gauss Rifle were any good in Crysis. Game is nearly over by the time you get the cool guns anyway...

  • tomixlt Level 3 March 10, 2008

    i agree with all of them that the heps suck speciali tetris ^^

  • Raxerm Level 14 March 10, 2008

    I do not agree, and do not play Halo :P
    Anyway, nice vid!

  • theineffablebob Level 43 March 09, 2008

    That was the best video I could find on YouTube.

  • bapplebo Level 22 March 09, 2008

    lol @ crysis.

    Because its true. Felling trees and shit is nice, but gameplay? Meh.

  • strangemodul3 Level 6 March 09, 2008

    Personally, when I see people say "this gun sucks" or "this gun rules", I find it to be due to their personal experience, not the actuality of the gun's usefulness.

    Your video was nice, but I suggest more research, because I've heard of worse weapons.

    A few, for example (in my experience at least):
    Submachine Gun (Halo Series)
    Goldeen (Super Smash Bros. Series)
    Fists (Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion)
    Luger.Colt (Call of Duty 2)

    Then again, this is just my experience, I'm sure people have kicked ass with some of these.

  • DoomPiggy Level 5 March 09, 2008

    theineffablebob:

    That video is from a noob. Low gravity crossbow = ezmode. Seriously, if YOU made that video, look for me in HL2DMpro and I'll show you crossbow.

  • theineffablebob Level 43 March 09, 2008

    The crossbow is seriously awesome if you know how to use it.

    Case in point:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=9fndcAB8MiE

    Back when I played HL2:DM, the crossbow was my favorite weapon.

  • syphen Level 6 March 09, 2008

    I agree with all except the Crossbow gun aswell... beacause i love to pin people up on the walls with it... :D Physics guns are awesome!. :D

  • Harii Level 7 March 09, 2008

    I played Tetris today, and constantly screwed up from the "S" and "Z" blocks. Then I turned it off. It was frustrating.

  • Yellow_Mountian Level 4 March 09, 2008

    pretty good.

  • FS1991 Level 3 March 09, 2008

    I agree with all except the crysis weapons and the crossbown. The crossbown it's a good weapon and it wasn't made to use them like a pistol. It was been made for those who are opportunistic to kill.
    Well the crysis weapons it's because i like them all so...exists people that disagree with me.
    Well it was a good video indeed so keep up the good work.

  • Gadget522 Level 19 March 09, 2008

    yes! neexit the video only has right ear sound it gets so annoying for that to happen.

  • Mastrmind Level 27 March 09, 2008

    One who masters z blocks master Tetris.

  • neexit Level 13 March 09, 2008

    I liked it, BUT the sound when he talked was only
    on the rigth side... Since i'm wearing headphones it freaked me out

  • ToddSchishler Level 1 March 09, 2008

    Had too much of a Screw Attack countdown feel to it. Especially at the breaks.

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