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Statutorily Raped: Half-Life 2 Deathmatch

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Added: Jan 16, 2008
Views: 8794 Comments: 65

After seeing countless terrible Half-Life 2 Deathmatch videos, I decided to create one that would be entertaining, show off some skills, and just be fun to watch.

It took about 12 days worth of game footage to make the video, to get my favorite shots from the game.

To those who don't know, Half-Life 2 Deathmatch is a fast-paced multiplayer game made by Valve. It's a hell of a lot of fun, and I hope to see you out there someday. (more...)

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    4 days ago

    Ragard says:

    Nice! I liked it! You got skills :)

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    2 weeks ago

    AndyMan says:

    Damn you can own. It took me days to learn to do that grav nade trick. I learn that in sourceforts.

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    3 weeks ago

    Wuzzup222 says:

    wow man your a god at that game. you kick ass and, like Holland101 said, enter a tournament... or more then 1 but yea seriously enter one

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    1 month ago

    Tick says:

    you're*

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    1 month ago

    Tick says:

    This is dumb. "Statutorily Raped"

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    1 month ago

    bugmenot says:

    meh I've seen a lot better. lots of misses

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    1 month ago

    tDtch says:

    some nice head shots there friend. good skills

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    1 month ago

    Eageleys354 says:

    NICEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1 month ago

    Holland101 says:

    You should enter a tourtament.
    I'm not joking. O_O

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    1 month ago

    Die4fun says:

    well this sure is something different from the another videos :D add me at steam as hulluvvingu if you whant ;)

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    2 months ago

    Jace says:

    nice very nice!

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    2 months ago

    MrGame says:

    *claps claps claps claps claps* cutos man cutos you were awsome man can u teach me lol. jk

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    2 months ago

    QuackMasterDan says:

    Heh heh, and all of this was in 12 days. Loads more fun to be had in HL2DM.

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    2 months ago

    UndeadCaesar says:

    My favorite kill was when you killed the guy with his own combine ball. Owned.

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    2 months ago

    Raxerm says:

    Heard the song 2 much, but UBĖR good video!

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    3 months ago

    Acreta says:

    your right, that was entertaining to watch lol

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    3 months ago

    QuackMasterDan says:

    Wallmart (sic) is nice for those ultra long-range shots, its the favorite of one of our clan leaders (and used for tryouts). Glad ya like it!

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    3 months ago

    theph3nom says:

    lol my fav map ever! wal mart!

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    3 months ago

    theineffablebob says:

    I agree with OreoTheWolf.

    And Energyone, most of those maps were custom maps, and custom maps usually don't have much eye candy.

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    3 months ago

    OreoTheWolf says:

    Eh, it was ok. Some of the shots really did impress me, but a lot of it was just standard stuff.

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    3 months ago

    iGrenade says:

    woot, wttj ftw.

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    3 months ago

    TehMphPwnzor says:

    genius...i absolutely loved it

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    3 months ago

    QuackMasterDan says:

    Front page? Cool. Glad to see so many of you like the video. I'm hoping to make another one but am trying to find a capture tool that doesn't kill my fps (FRAPS goes from 80fps->25)

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    3 months ago

    Energyone says:

    Awesome shots, but god is that game ugly. If it wasn't for the grav gun I doubt people would like it much. Maps were crappy too.

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    3 months ago

    Dizz says:

    Ahh, this video is finally featured! Haha, nice. :P
    I love this video even though I'm not much of a fan of HL2:DM.

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    3 months ago

    coedman says:

    Not a fan of HL2 but that video is raw. Good to see people keeping deathmatch alive o/

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    3 months ago

    FriiByrd says:

    Cool vid. I'm currently playing The Orange Box on X360 and having just finished HL2 and currently in Ep 1, its cool to understand the weapons much better now than when I used to play HL2:DM a while ago.

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    3 months ago

    Gorndt says:

    Awesome... AWESOME.

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    3 months ago
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    3 months ago

    shunnyboy says:

    for anyone interested in seeing a hl2dm video that imo is the best there is, done by clan $W (man there are some incredible frags in it):
    http://www.gametrailers.com/player/userm...

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    3 months ago

    QuackMasterDan says:

    The "I meant to do that" moments are my favorite. Glad you like it PunjabiFury.

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    3 months ago

    PunjabiFury says:

    It's nice to see a vid that is more focused on skill and happy accidents than just shooting fish in a barrel.

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    3 months ago

    Raxerm says:

    That was awesome, but i think the Credit Song would match better for the whole movie.

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    3 months ago

    QuackMasterDan says:

    I used iMovie 06 HD on Mac OS X. I recorded the video in Windows via FRAPS (pirated). I edited the FRAPS files with Virtual Dub, and cut out the unnecessary parts (where there are no cool kills). Exported to AVI, read off the Windows Partition from Mac, and put into iMovie. Time consuming process. =)

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    4 months ago

    QuackMasterDan says:

    Ah, but the accidents are the spice of life. =)

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    4 months ago

    memorybanks says:

    Some really nice accidents in there.

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    4 months ago

    Venaum says:

    Hhahahahah AWESOME :D

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    4 months ago

    QuackMasterDan says:

    Wow, thanks ShunnyBoy, I just got a free copy for my other Steam account. Nice find.

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    4 months ago

    shunnyboy says:

    Hl2DM is free for people with Nvidia and ATI gcards. The offers are here respectively:

    http://www.steampowered.com/nvidia/
    http://www.steampowered.com/ati_offer1a/

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    4 months ago

    KionaBarcado says:

    where can i get Half Life 2 Deathmatch? i must know :) lol

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    4 months ago

    shunnyboy says:

    your right that i did create to comment, but it was only ment as a complaint because of your title and description. ie you sa that you have seen many bad dm vids and have titled yours as "rape" i would hardly say that is the case...

    additionally i didnt suggest that you are afraid of 1v1 i just thought that you might like to see some non terrible frag vids

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    4 months ago

    QuackMasterDan says:

    That's fine, its your opinion on the quality of our clan. I personally enjoy playing in low-grav servers as they add a new element to the game, letting players cover more ground and getting to items faster.

    Don't think that I'm "afraid to 1v1", I just don't do them. Also, having looked at your profile it appears as if you only created a WeGame account to insult me. Nice website though, the University seems to have a pretty good community.

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    4 months ago

    shunnyboy says:

    im sorry to say man but team bio is not a good clan. also that video was entirely in low grav which is for noobs only. you say that you have see countless terrible hl2dm vids, you should probably go here: http://www.hl2dm-university.com/frag_vid... and watch some real footage.

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    4 months ago

    silentdark says:

    one thing to say
    FUCKING OWNAGE!

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    5 months ago

    MASA says:

    Great job. Very very nice. You got some really funny kills.

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    5 months ago

    Sword says:

    Those crossbow kills are amazing!

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    5 months ago

    meing says:

    how do you watch videos??? PLZ REPLY!!!

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    5 months ago

    QuackMasterDan says:

    I agree that any newbie can splice together some video to look good. Read the description for my answer to that. There are plenty of well timed gravity grenades in the video, and crossbow bolt ricochets are pretty common in-game. I preferred to put in the long-range/quick-reflex shots over ricochets.

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    5 months ago

    QuackMasterDan says:

    I agree that any newbie can splice together some video to look good. Reason the description for my answer to that. There are plenty of well timed gravity grenades in the video, and crossbow bolt ricochets are pretty common in-game. I preferred to put in the long-range/quick-reflex shots over ricochets.

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    5 months ago

    Kittstalkur says:

    Any nub can pick up a shotgun and string together a lucky killing spree.

    Takes skill to lob a timed grenade into someone. ;P

    Btw, where's the crossbow bolt bounces? Gotta love angling those off the floor, a wall, and the ceiling into someone's face. ;D

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    5 months ago

    xDeMoNsPeEdInGx says:

    WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE nice shot with table . pure pwnge

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    6 months ago

    Fosco999 says:

    very nice

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    6 months ago

    Robman54 says:

    try playing the bulid v5 or v6 maps those are fun

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    6 months ago

    QuackMasterDan says:

    Half Life 2 DM still has an active community. I play a fair bit in our clan's (Team Bio) server, maybe I'll see you in a match or two desyphur.

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    6 months ago

    desyphur says:

    Awesome! I've gotta play HL2 DM more :D

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    6 months ago

    TheFreeman says:

    You have mad skills.

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    6 months ago

    Dizz says:

    One word: Amazing!