Singing: Michael Rose (+ David Raine on chorus) (more...)
A Half-Life Parody by Michael Rose
Parodying the song 'Park Life' by Blur
Singing: Michael Rose (+ David Raine on chorus)
Scenes made using Garry's Mod
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Lyrics:
Confidence is walking around crowbar in hand killing what is known as
HALF LIFE
And Antlions can be avoided with use of the Gravity Gun powered by what is known as
HALF LIFE
G-Man's got a briefcase. He can stop time and generally scares the shit out of me
HALF LIFE
Who's that Doctor Breen guy? You should cut down on the crazy pills, mate, you own combine army is never the solution!
CHORUS
All the headcrabs
So many headcrabs
They all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their half life
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the Vortigaunts
HALF LIFE
I put my HEV suit on, grab a health pack, and think about leaving City 17
HALF LIFE
I feed DOG, I also stack crates to get over walls, it gives me an enormous sense of well-being
HALF LIFE
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge that Black Mesa will be always be teeming full of zombies and manhacks
CHORUS
Half life... HALF LIFE!
Half life... HALF LIFE!
It's got nothing to do with your Striders, Combine gunships, Stalkers and other crazy shit, you know
And it's not about whether they'll keep releasing crappy episodes instead of giving me a nice meaty threequel to deal with
no im serius where can i get a real HEV suit like the one on 2:18!!!!!!!!!i will look awesome in one xD. the guy who bought this must be a big fan!!!imagine someone going out on the street with such a suit holding a crowbar xDDDDDDD (well i would!!!xDDD)
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OXHORNROX says:
NOES GORDON STORM!!!!!
OXHORNROX says:
g-man scares the shit outta me also...
world11 says:
owned .D
wowlord says:
that was fucking awesome!!and i cant pelive barney eats head crabs!!!
Raxerm says:
"so many headcrabs"
"they tast funny in my tummy"... Really funny actually.
crazywoot says:
HALF LIFE!!
worldofmoogle says:
LOVE the headcrabs
wowlord says:
no im serius where can i get a real HEV suit like the one on 2:18!!!!!!!!!i will look awesome in one xD. the guy who bought this must be a big fan!!!imagine someone going out on the street with such a suit holding a crowbar xDDDDDDD (well i would!!!xDDD)
Kennedyman says:
OH NOES A GORDON STORM!!
((i loved it llol it was awsome GJ))
wowlord says:
wach 1:23 ohh and how did ya get the pic on2:19 :P
it looks like a real man with a crowbar and a HV suit
Mouse81 says:
was crap till headcrabs got involved...
wowlord says:
i so totaly love this vid
Xerios says:
awsome
wowlord says:
dude theres gona be a half-life 3!!!!!!!!ohh yea i almost forgot-yaaayyyy first post