party life

i found out that you can't game with 1 hand because i broke my thumb during hockey :(

life time

banned for calling everyone in second place a loser

i could kicked from a game because i beat the person hosting the server saying that no one was aloud to beat him for some gay reason

Once upon a time, far away, there lived a little tiny Heavy. He was not amused about the sandviches being without jarate used by ugly Master Chief. Heavy liked to eat his friends at Sandvich Hut C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER. WTFROFLMAOBBWIRLWWJD RIGHT NOW? "Enough." said Spy. Then he backstabbed the Hulk in the face with his leet knife which is green, then mr hankey watched T.V with kenny who then jumped onto the spiked floor below and then ruptured and he died from exploding. Monkeys sent by the great God Zamros decided to set up a PS3 on the moon but it didn't work so they said "Ah, Forget PS3, get Xbox!"

But the monkeys couldn't afford to pay homage to the greatest spy, because Xbox sucks! So instead they C-C-C-COMBO BREAKED AGAIN. "Oh no!" shrieked one of the lolcats ate a chocolate chip cookie which was actually a retarded furry. All characters died. Weclock the moderator has been on crack that's why he also died. This story sucks. This is great. Representin' the 9 1 6 which is a bunch of numbers that doesnt make any sense. Then Oxhorn returned to punting gnomes happily. Lost the game.

The next day I went to WeGame Headquarters, which is where orangie was being cute :3. Orangie jumped onto Gordnt who had a cheeseburger in Uzbekistan, greatest country! But the cheeseburger had Taurens in it because they are sick and tired of beef so they ate gnome meat instead. So then they played some portal and ate cake, but it wasn't a thursday so they had to shit on the watch powerpuff girls which sucks ass and f*ck*ng LAME. Then they played hide the sausage with your mom.

Your mom is good at making the sausage disappear because she is a fan of Counter Strike and TF2. When She got stabbed in the face, she shit a brick of gold into the big dumper truck next

Guild member

Once upon a time, far away, there lived a little tiny Heavy. He was not amused about the sandviches being without jarate used by ugly Master Chief. Heavy liked to eat his friends at Sandvich Hut C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER. WTFROFLMAOBBWIRLWWJD RIGHT NOW? "Enough." said Spy. Then he backstabbed the Hulk in the face with his leet knife which is green, then mr hankey watched T.V with kenny who then jumped onto the spiked floor below and then ruptured and he died from exploding. Monkeys sent by the great God Zamros decided to set up a PS3 on the moon but it didn't work so they said "Ah, Forget PS3, get Xbox!"

But the monkeys couldn't afford to pay homage to the greatest spy, because Xbox sucks! So instead they C-C-C-COMBO BREAKED AGAIN. "Oh no!" shrieked one of the lolcats ate a chocolate chip cookie which was actually a retarded furry. All characters died. Weclock the moderator has been on crack that's why he also died. This story sucks. This is great. Representin' the 9 1 6 which is a bunch of numbers that doesnt make any sense. Then Oxhorn returned to punting gnomes happily. Lost the game.

The next day I went to WeGame Headquarters, which is where orangie was being cute :3. Orangie jumped onto Gordnt who had a cheeseburger in Uzbekistan, greatest country! But the cheeseburger had Taurens in it because they are sick and tried of beef so they ate