Granted, but your post was so poor that you got voted off the site.

I wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow.

Wish granted, you have an awesome raid guild. But.... no one is ever on at the same time as you so you miss all the raids.

I wish I had a taco.

"Red, yellow, green and blue, the Gummi Bears will come for you. First just one, then two, then three, slowly they'll steal your sanity."

@Tensiu - Wish granted. You're immortal. But there's a nuclear war that destroys all life on the planet. You're doomed to an eternity alone.

@vv4rhead - Wish granted. It works properly. For an hour. Then stops working at all.

I wish I could go back in time.

Wish granted! You live in Japan but can't speak Japanese and no one will teach you or speak English for you! No communication!

I wish I had food.

Wish granted. You are invisible, but a friend follows the sound of your snored at night and draws on you with a Sharpie that never washes off. You have to walk around the rest of your life as a doodle.

I wish I had more time to play WoW

It's certainly going to be different with him gone. But, at the same time I only hope that whatever he winds up doing and wherever he winds up going he's happy there and has great success.

I used to have a job. Then I quit because I hated the people I worked with. :D So, now I'm back in school so I can be an information systems administrator.