for the love of god WHY!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/20/09

1. tank
2. smoker
3. hunter
4.boomer

here are some unlocks i wolud like to see (and yes im aware that there are too many engie unlocks for 1 update)

SOLDIER
The Screamin Eagle: this rocket launcher will deal only 75% damage but does not hurt you when rocket jumping.

The Commie Swatter: this shovel will always land a crit on heavys and spies but does 50% less damage, 0% crit rate against other classes, and deals no damage to other solders.

The Patriot Ball: This throwable hand held explosive device will replace the shotgun and deal explosive damage to any enemy's that have the misfortune to be near it when it explodes.
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ENGIE
The Magnetic Screwdriver: this wrench replacement will allow you to upgrade and build constructs twice as fast it will also pull in any nearby fallen weapons, however you will get 15% less metal from weapons and ammo crates and it deals 50% less damage.

Thor's Hammer: This wrench replacement will allow you to upgrade your constructs a little faster and deal a lot of damage with each swing, but it will drain your metal supply.

The Sucker Zapper: this shotgun replacement will allow you to slowly electrocute someone to death while rendering them completely immobilized, but with only 1 ammo and the fact you are immobilized along with your victim makes it very hard to use.

The Sap Trap: Put this shotgun replacement on either you dispenser or sentrygun and any spy dumb enough to try to sap it will have his disguise dropped and be unable to redisguise, cloak, or shoot for 5 seconds.

The Mortar Collie: This new sentrygun will be able fire bombs out in an arc hitting enemy's out side it direct line of sight however it is vulnerable at close range, level 1 will fire one bomb, level 2 will fire two bombs at a time, and level 3 will give it small gun for limited protection (much like level 1 of a normal sentrygun)

The Telepad: this teleporter replacement creates a large pad capable of teleporting up to 5 people at once but will teleport the second its does charging whether someone is on it or not (non upgradable)

The Teammates Delight: this new kindda dispenser will instantly heal and resupply any one giving them full health and ammo INSTANTLY, however in order for it to give metal you must first put metal in, great for eniges how love looking for ammo crates. Non upgradeable instead you put metal in that it will dispense later)
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DEMO
Sticky Mines: This sticky bomb replacement will allow you to lay 5 proximity mines that do more damage than stick bombs almost anywhere, but they will only detonate if an enemy or you get to close.

Mini mines: This stick bomb replacement will allow you to lay up to 12 small bombs nearly anywhere, they may do less damage but there are much more of them (detonate with M2)

The Exploding Drunk: This bottle replacement isn't filled with booze but C4 plastic explosive lets just say if you hit anyone with this you both go boom.

i really don care if ppl idle but i still think its a huge waste of time/computing power

at last the day hast come that i might be free to express the endless joy i feel at the disbanding of thout foolish group

you know your addicted to TF2 when you wonder why there is no teleporter entrance in front of your house.
you know your addicted to TF2 when you call a fridge a dispenser.
you know your addicted to TF2 when you yell "Spy's sappin meh car" when it wont start.
you know your addicted to TF2 when you get arrested using a flamethrower to "spy check".
you know your addicted to TF2 when you call every sandwich a sandVich
you know your addicted to TF2 when you only eat sandvishes.
you know your addicted to TF2 when you only drink caffeine rich sugar loaded energy drinks.
you know your addicted to TF2 when you dont know why your energy drink doesn't make you invulnerable.
you know your addicted to TF2 when you talk to your sandvish.
you know your addicted to TF2 when you say "uber me" while doing something dangerous.
you know your addicted to TF2 when you are in the army and wonder why they give you an assault rifle instead of a rocket launcher.
you know your addicted to TF2 when you come up with this many TF2 addict jokes.

ok guys prepare to have your minds blown by the sheer number of unlocks that spew out of my brain gunk.

The Screamin Eagle: this rocket launcher will deal only 75% damage but does not hurt you when rocket jumping.

The Commie Swatter: this shovel will always land a crit on heavys and spies but does 50% less damage, 0% crit rate against other classes, and deals no damage to other solders.

The Patriot Ball: This throwable hand held explosive device will replace the shotgun and deal explosive damage to any enemy's that have the misfortune to be near it when it explodes.

The Magnetic Screwdriver: this wrench replacement will allow you to upgrade and build constructs twice as fast it will also pull in any nearby fallen weapons, however you will get 15% less metal from weapons and ammo crates and it deals 50% less damage.

Thor's Hammer: This wrench replacement will allow you to upgrade your constructs a little faster and deal a lot of damage with each swing, but it will drain your metal supply.

The Sucker Zapper: this shotgun replacement will allow you to slowly electrocute someone to death while rendering them completely immobilized, but with only 1 ammo and the fact you are immobilized along with your victim makes it very hard to use.

The Sap Trap: Put this shotgun replacement on either you dispenser or sentrygun and any spy dumb enough to try to sap it will have his disguise dropped and be unable to redisguise, cloak, or shoot for 5 seconds.

The Mortar Collie: This new sentrygun will be able fire bombs out in an arc hitting enemy's out side it direct line of sight however it is vulnerable at close range, level 1 will fire one bomb, level 2 will fire two bombs at a time, and level 3 will give it small gun for limited protection (much like level 1 of a normal sentrygun)

The Telepad: this teleporter replacement creates a large pad capable of teleporting up to 5 people at once but will teleport the second its does charging whether someone is on it or not (non upgradable)

The Teammates Delight: this new kindda dispenser will instantly heal and resupply any one giving them full health and ammo INSTANTLY, however in order for it to give metal you must first put metal in, great for eniges how love looking for ammo crates. Non upgradeable instead you put metal in that it will dispense later)

Sticky Mines: This sticky bomb replacement will allow you to lay 5 proximity mines that do more damage than stick bombs almost anywhere, but they will only detonate if an enemy or you get to close.

Mini mines: This stick bomb replacement will allow you to lay up to 12 small bombs nearly anywhere, they may do less damage but there are much more of them (detonate with M2)

The Exploding Drunk: This bottle replacement isn't filled with booze but C4 plastic explosive lets just say if you hit anyone with this you both go boom.