Ideas for loading screen tips?

GTFO out Nubs ( you know who!)

Make sure you buy the proper set of gear from a vendor: nothing is more useless than a moonkin in feral gear!

You CAN NOT pull a boss ANYWHERE if you're using mail or cloth armor!

Tip: You seriously haven't turned this off after over 100 hours of play time and 5+ level 80s?

Tip: WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN!

Tip: You don't have wings in this game...don't go jumping off of cliffs.

(I have a friend who's playing aion and actually tried to use them in wow) >.

hah thats awesome, i did the same thing but for a different reason: my mains have been a mage and a paladin and one day i was playing my warrior and jumped off aldor rise in shatt because i thought i could just bubble/slow fall or blink. My guildies never let me live it down :(

tip: when wearing plate, always keep 60 gold in your bags JUST FOR repairs!

something along the lines of: "blood, sweat & tears"

Tip: If you're a holy priest, please refrain from trying to do dps during a raid while healing during a boss fight. The tanks will never forgive you.