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May 13, 2008 08:44AM

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- you're posting on the forums instead of fixing a bug in the client...
- ...at 01:44am
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May 13, 2008 01:49PM

 I do that graphics one all the time. A couple days ago I was walking home with Bill and we marveled at the crummy draw distance... It was foggy out.
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May 14, 2008 01:07AM

 -You say "lol" instead of laughing
-You take a knife to the Run For Cancer because everyone knows that you run faster with a knife ;)

Alas, I have done the former >_

May 15, 2008 10:35AM

 When you sign up for the army you ask "what are the respawn times like"

When you are taking a picture at a wedding you look for the nearest print screen or f12 button button
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May 20, 2008 02:19PM

 World of Warcraft
-You walk into the store and give away all kinds of junk you found in the street, and demand money for it.
-When you need help, you walk around holding an exclamation mark over your head.
-Every time someone you don`t like sees you, you try to feign death in front of them to make them go away. (And they probably will)
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May 20, 2008 11:36PM

 Life-long gamer
- refering to some music as "Marathon Music" (Mario)
- reaching for the sword instead of the flashlight when you hear a bump outside at night (fun)
- posting on WeGame when you have to be up at 7:30 am for Senior breakfast, but still plan to bring your oxhorn brand stein (right now)
- spending your valuable time thinking up a new way to burn oxhorn or gornt (WeGame)
WoW
- premaking characters to save the name of your soon-to-be-made death knight

May 21, 2008 01:01AM

 I did the last one there, My lock is called Thalien so I saved the name Thalìen for my death knight ;P

May 21, 2008 08:44AM

 Ah! Too many WoW-related things!
=P

May 21, 2008 04:12PM

 I made a warrior to save the name for a deathknight.
But to add more to the list......

World of Warcraft:
-you realize you find more dates on WoW than online dating sites or the bar.
-your mom, wife, or girlfriend has to jump on WoW just to tell you to do something.
-you show up at a pawn shop with a pile of slime expecting them to buy it.

General Gaming:
-when seeing a brick house being built, you can't help but think of bricks as "crappy pixels"
-you go in an art gallery looking at the realistic art with a controller in your hand in an attempt to make Mona Lisa jump up and kill the guy in "Scream"
-you look at a piece of art using pixelation and think, "This is what happens when someone takes a 320x240 picture and blows it up."
-you get chased by the police and pull out your cellphone to make your "Wanted Level" go down.
-you get eroused more by the women in games than any woman in the world.

Deer Avenger:
(old game for you young folks out there)
-you refuse to go deer hunting because Bambo might chase you down and kill you.
-you run at the smell of a fart.
-you run when someone screams "High School Diplomas, five for a dollar!"

Sims:
-you try to tell total strangers how to react to their environment (i.e. when to go to the bathroom, etc.)
-you type in cheats on your keyboard in an attempt to get real life money.

Super Mario Bros.:
-you jump on animals to make them fall through the ground.
-you punch brick walls in the hope that there's a magic box with a mushroom in it.(if you see them floating over your head you've beeon taking too many mushrooms.)
-you pick up a feather believing that you will change in a racoon costume and fly.

Star Wars:
-you pick up a long cardboard tube and swing it around making the lightsaber sound.
-you stare at someone with your hand out trying to force choak them.
-you very often say, "May the force be with you."
-you walk around in a forest in an attempt to find Yoda and start your Jedi training.

May 21, 2008 05:06PM

 "-you stare at someone with your hand out trying to force choak them.
-you very often say, "May the force be with you."
^These.
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