What would YOU do in a zombie outbreak? As in Left 4 Dead?

Hmm lots of thought has to be put into this. Well there is a TA senter across the road from me so I would wait a few days till the zombies in my area where dead. Should only take three weeks or so human body needs water and all that zombies might be infected but still if the bodys going to work it will have to run on something :P I have lots of tins of food should last me. After the three weeks I will make a run for the TA. Now I do know there are some loaded weapons in there and even if there arent its a base for now. I would close it all off then go to morrisons with the fire axe from the front of the TA or gun if there still there. Now fill up with bottled water and cans of food. Hmmm I would have had to steal my dads car its a 4by4 so will fit alot in. Once I have all the food i can take, I will then get all the bottles of glass fill them up with petrol which is next to morrisons :D then drive back to TA. I think I would totaly block the doors on the night. Have the bottles full of petrol so I could burn any zombies. The next morning I would have to start looking for survives if there are any. After a few hours I would head to OPEN (its a gun shop also has other
weapons) I would stock up and hope for the best. There is a farmers yard close so after the cans start to run out I would grow food on the TA land. There is like a big part of grass for food to grow. For water I would get some of the pools from argos and put the on the roof to get rain. If there are any survives we would take turns to watch the area on a night. The main thing is the TA is closed in with big walls so no zombies could get in.

Thats most of the stuff I would do but not it all dont want you people knowing what I am going to do, just incase you turn into one yourself.

I will add one more thing depending on what tipe of zombies they are my plan will work. 24days later zombies I would be fucked. resident evil zombies easy as, left 4 dead zombies fucked again and the last lot the real living dead as in broght back from hell that i have no idea :/

Errrr after reading the how to survive a zombie out break book my plans have changed :/ lol

well zombies never exist but i pelive the desease can exist because there are many chemicals used for presurving fmaterials and it is reasnoble to be a chemical that is able to preserve the brain

Lol I'll just out run the next fat kid....easy win

WHY DO MY PLANS FAIL!?ill just rick roll them to death?fail.pray to chuck norris?fail.wait it out?fail.IS THERE NOTHING I CAN DO!?wait what?i could just dig a moat around my house,fill it with sharks/alligators and then wait it out???that makes no fucking sense...which is why it would work >:) considering i have enough guns/ammo to supply an army i could just do the moat thing and farm my own food...by god it might work... and also this is a canadian zombie movie