What would YOU do in a zombie outbreak? As in Left 4 Dead?

omg ur plan will fail from the first part.the virus from the corpses will get in u and u will become a zombie.but atleast u have goten urself alot of food lol

I'd become a rapist necrophiliac.

Getting pleasure from the animated corpses in all the sick and deprived ways I can think of.

I mean how hard is it to trap a female zombie~
and it's not like it's illegal :O

dang proz i like. but the real question is what would u not do. personally i would walk around naked. and make out with my dog. chop a zombies head off and where it like a hat. skin a zombie for a cape. pile zombies up in compromising positions. and last but not least drink the blood of cats. because no body is left alive to tell u no dont you rip that freaking cats head off and drink it u little #%$^#%. and beat u a$$ even tho ur secretly aroused by it............................................................................... beat that proz!

i think im gona puke!!!! just rea the ultimate zombie survival guide and then post some real strategies to how to defeat them

i would bye myself space in a bunker from fallout

what would i do in a zombie outbreak? simple, the rules will take care of that, for example,
rule #1 the humans always win
rule #17 those confronted by zombies instantly learn how to fight using every martial art and know how to use complex firearms without training.

so if there is a zombie outbreak, there is nothing to worry about.

it be so sweet to make the virus and spread it. you would control the world : )

Let me see.. Now I`m going to actually figure out what I would have done in a zombie outbreak, that I actually can do... (Oh, and Wowlord, now I`m going to mark the sarcasm with " "`s and bold letters so that everyone understands)

I guess I wouldn`t be able to kill them in any way, "because there is no bunkers, rocket launchers, machine guns and that kind of stuff lying around my house like you guys have."

(Notice I marked the "sarcasm", Wowlord...)

So I guess I would get all the food and water I could get my hands on and lock myself up somewhere, and either starve to death, or wait until someone saves me.

pull out my shot gun. steal a hummer
cut a circle in the roof. go to the arsenal a few streets over. mount a 50 caliber machine gun on the top. save someone(obviously a chick)(sorryguys ill just drive past). and ill drive and she'll shoot. playing into my fantasies of a chick killing someone. we would repopulate the country. im sorry wowlord that u dont live close to a military base:P im in better condition than you. unless nucleur war then im dead.