What? No Weekly Video Review???

I AM OUTRAGED!

This just in! WeGame fails to upload weekly video reveiw #20, chaos ensues. Now over to Suicid3 with the weather. xD

Mic levels seem a bit messed on the review this week.

Yeah.

Didn't they promise us a STUDIO???

What happened to the studio?

Suicide is having technical difficulties at this moment, we'll have the report on this INSANE weather. First we have a safety report, don't have the video reviews running while driving light shining from Gorndt's head may cause blindness. Now for Suicide's weather report.....I hope.

This is WGSXFrank with some late-breaking news:

Terror in the skies as The Jarker (Jared) is dropping canisters of laughing powder on innocent WeGame citizens in Off-topica Square. This is sheer chaos folks! Is there anyone who can save us?!?

Wait a sec... I... I think I see something...

Can it be?! Yes! It is!

It's Bathorn and Gobin! They have come to put an end to The Jarker's evil!

Bathorn has The Jarker by the neck! He's done it! He has... AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Gobin's wig fell off! The Glare has blinded us all!

Ahhh! Ok... I think I can see....

Oh no... Folks, apparently The Jarker used the blinding glare to his advantage... Both Bathorn and Gobin are laying on the ground covered in Mr Yuck stickers... The Jarker is still on the loose.

We will keep you updated as more news arises... Back to you...

While we wait on Suicide's weather report we will let you know about the update in science. Ginky and Oxain has escaped from the ACME Labs and are running amok. And on related news, light shining from Gorndt's head on the video review has caused a mile long traffic jam on the main highway. When will people listen to the advice, "DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIS HEAD!" On a further note, if you should be around Gorndt wear sunglasses and 80 SPF sunblock. The UV rays reflecting from his head has been known to cause sunburn. Meanwhile reports have come in that Oxhorn has come up missing. Rescue teams are questioning every insect and searching every mouse hole and ant hill in the hopes of finding him. Back to you....

Ten thousand years. Ten thousand years he was imprisoned.

The dark, brooding man stood up from his creaking chair, and throwing his cloak back drew a bright, silver sword.

Holding it up at the sky, "Jhaer si jhol moli ol ti" he cried. A blinding red light shone down from the crack in the ceiling, a crack that appeared out of nothingness. The church that he stood in rumbled, then quietened.

Wow, bap, where did that come from? This post goes from complaining about the delayed video review, to a fake news broadcast, now into a fictional scene of a dark, brooding man. Though interesting, this post took a turn for the darker side lol. Let's see if this pic makes this post a bit darker. >=) Muahahaha. ....and no, I'm not a Gothic person, just like the art style.