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Mar 13, 2008 10:57PM

 ITT I write a poem about anyone who posts based on his or her user page.
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Mar 13, 2008 11:17PM

 Gorndt is manager
Of the community here
Plays videogames

Mar 14, 2008 12:10AM

 ineffablebob
loves to post here
if there's a new feature
you're sure he'll be near
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Mar 14, 2008 11:45AM

 Gorndt has a head
as bright as the glare
of the radiant tail
from a survival kit flare.

Mar 14, 2008 12:40PM

 Owh that oxhorn is a big friendly guy,
though his burns make poor Gorndt cry.
He's wegame's main machinima dude,
even though his movies sometimes tend to be a bit crude

but that's oke, cause their still great.
and I still have fate, so don't hate cause it's a bad trait!

Mar 14, 2008 02:29PM

 Writing poetry is hard
when your mind's not in the mood
to wax poetic
it'll sound flowery and pathetic
so instead I'll bust freestyle about this dude

"Based on his user page"
that's restricting; I don't know Proz from that
but I know Proz well
because we've sat for a spell
everyday in IRC we chat

'Cause he's like the only dude that's ever awake
so we've hung a lot together
'Cause Darkside's only awake at night
and by then it's morning in the Nethers

So Prozac's posting his URLs
And we shoot the shit about this and that
about spoiled girls and dumpert.nl videos
and whether that girl's a trap

And last night Nikita called him a newfag
'cause he was posting links from /b/
but even if he is kind of a newtard
this dude's alright by me.
Grand Master of Cheats, keeper of the Game Genie, wearer of the unlimited ammo headband.

Mar 14, 2008 03:24PM

 Darkside55,
meanest guy alive,
sets his eyes to stun,
kicks Care Bears for fun.

=P

Mar 14, 2008 03:49PM

 that poem wins the thread
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Mar 14, 2008 04:18PM

 G - ginormous
O - obliviated
R - rabbits
N - nackering
D - destroyed
T - testicles

o_O

Mar 14, 2008 10:16PM

 D - Drunk
I - icecream
Z - zebra
Z - I realy don't like this form of poetry:P(and all I could think of is zambonie:P)
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