Most stupid reason you`ve been kicked / banned?

I got kicked on a Hide and seek server on CS 1.6 for killing someone with a Grenade...

I've been kicked from a scrim for playing pyro :|

A regular day on my old clans CS:S Prison Break server. Another one of the admins join (I was an admin). When he said "Hello" I sais "Oh no, not you!". Then he banned me.

I was playing Dark Messiah of Might and Magic multiplayer.. Back in my glory days of computergaming, I had a 10/1 k/d ratio as the ARCHER of all things. I got banned from multiple servers because I killed people with accuracy that only could mean that I hacked >_>

There was this one scenario. There was a fight going on between 3-4 enemies and the same number of allies. I was standing in the background and shot arrows at people from a platform. I shot a random arrow that didn't look like it would hit anyone. BAM! An enemy decided to turn his head into a pincushion. Instant 1-hit kill. I got banned for using some strange hack that made my arrows track the enemy's head T_T

I got kicked from a L4D VS mode server because I was going for a 25er once.

I also got banned from a TF2 LotusClan server for dominating the admin.

i got banned from a cs server cuz i say i hate the one who kill me.........

I got kicked for being Francis in a game of L4D... on clans server. So I went to the console and kicked everyone who kicked me :D

Got kicked and banned from a server in cs for killing the admin in 1hp xD

@Mushroommunk, Pg2

I knew someone might bring that up about how i got banned from the WeGame server. XD