[Forum Game] Make a wish...

I wish I had a Portal Gun.

Wish granted, you get a portal gun but you misuse it and get into an infinite loop forcing the universe to self-destruct.

I wish I have finished school already.

Your wish is granted, but you will go back to school tomorrow.

I wish I was in the world of Pokemon. :P

You finish school, only to find out that you only finished kindergarten, and that took you your whole life.

I wish I was a superhero.

Your wish is granted, but they are rabid.

I wish I was a zombie!

Your wish i granted, your the only zombie and your trapped inside a laundrymat

I wish I had the World biggest Burrito

Alright I'll answer both :)

@shroom: Wish granted, you are a superhero, but only for a day... You don't know that and so, the next morning you want to take a nice walk out side, so you jump out the window of your 10th story app.

@Dun: You get infected with Gorndtitus and become a Gorndt-zombie and fall into Jared's clutches. (Terrible fate for you...)

I wish mom would make pancakes today.

PS: It's pretty hard to answer the wishes because people post at the same time, could everyone do what i did and add an @name: before the answer? Thank you.

Your wish is granted, only, it is a tofu burrito.

I wish I was living in Wow.

@shroom: Wish granted, you live in WoW as a level 5 noob-begger-rogue that gets killed by a level 1 baby pig at the exit of Orgrimarr.

I wish I could eat all the fruit in my grandparents' orchard. (Tons!!!)